I have a girl crush on Mila Kunis. A big one.

When perusing Jan's fantastic analysis of The Kutch and his ongoing battle with douchebaggery, the photo of him with his That 70s Show co-star Mila Kunis reminded me of something: I friggin' LOVE Mila Kunis.

Justin Timberlake is patriotic, awesome

Everybody and their mom is lining up to talk about how cool Justin Timberlake is because he made good on his promise to escort Cpl. Kelsey De Santis to the Marine Corps Ball in Richmond, Virginia. We realize we're a little tardy to the party, but that doesn't mean that we at Somebody Thinks You're Fat ... don't believe that Justin deserves the big accolades he's getting. Quite the opposite. We think he deserves MORE!

The Man, The Legend: Dr. Christian Troy

I never watched Nip Tuck when it was first airing on TV. I just never got into it. However, I recently spent about 3 months watching the entire series. Back-to-back episodes, every night. Naturally, I was addicted. One particular episode, season three, episode 11: Abby Mays, changed my life ... and pretty much captured the essence of Christian Troy more accurately than any other stand alone example.