The 12 Hates of Christmas: No. 12, The Kardashian/Jenner Family

Here at Somebody Thinks You're Fat ..., we're all about some good, old-fashioned Christmas cheer. But, the problem is stupid people just keep getting in the way. So, to satisfy our dual interests of bringing glad tidings and talking mad sh!t, we're bringing you "The 12 Hates of Christmas," a countdown naming those who are furthest from our hearts ... for the entertainment of those nearest to them (That would be you, dear readers!). So, don't say we never gave you anything. (In fact, stick with us, and you'll get a VERY nice surprise on Christmas day!) But, for now ...

A Brief(less) History of the Celebrity Sex Tape Scandal (Possibly NSFW)

As a preface, I'd like to point out that this post is probably not okay for you to read at work. There are no explicit details or images, but your boss probably won't appreciate you exploring your interest in this subject while you're on the clock. So, as a label: NSFW, people! Without further ado ...

Everybody hates Kim Kardashian

I'm not going to lie, we at Somebody Thinks You're Fat ... have been longtime Kardashian haters. Really, when you look at it in terms of simple common sense, what's not to hate? Not a single member of this family has any measure of traditional talent (unless you want to argue the merits of brother Rob's dancing skills ... which are quite debatable). Yet, they go home to a Scrooge McDuck-like pile of money to roll around in and throw in the air while the rest of us chant, "Please sir, I want some more," to our shitty economy.