Katy Perry + Russell Brand = DIVORCE

I thought they made a very cute couple :(

Robert Pattinson: Oral Cesarean? !Spoiler Alert!

With the opening of Breaking Dawn, I figured I would do a post dedicated to the Twilight Saga.






Two years ago, I read all the books in the Twilight series. Yep, every damn one of them. You might be interested to know that the brain power required to read these books is equal or less then the brain power required to watch a Tyler Perry movie. It's science.

NEWS FLASH: Alexander Skarsgard is Mentally Retarded

At Somebody Thinks You're Fat, and Everybody Hates You, we firmly believe in one truth. If we ruled the world, Alexander Skarsgard would be cloned. His clones would then be assigned to each and every female on this green earth. Ladies, you would be able to come home and find your very own Skarsgard chained up in your basement, just waiting for your arrival.