People Magazine: Alexander Skarsgard is Mentally Retarded!

By now I'm sure you all know that this is the real cover to January's People Magazine, right?

The 12 Hates of Christmas: No. 3, Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift has been a county/pop singer for the last five years or so. Her album posters have adorned the bedrooms of many teens and adults alike. She has even, sadly and unsuccessfully, tried her hand at acting. Taylor Swift is a millionaire! She pretends like she is a 16-year-old so that people think "she is a prodigy and so mature for her age." Hello, people! Taylor Swift it 22 years old!