Monday, March 12, 2012

Dance Moms: WTF is this?

So after a few weeks of disasters, and a million errands that I had to complete, I am back with a post! Although sh^tty, it is a post. After seeing The Lorax, I had a hard time writing about anything. I had some serious writer's block going on. Why? Because they sure did screw up that film. :( It was terrible. I even contemplated leaving the movie early.. it was that bad..

Even if you hate reality television, I am willing to bet that you have at least seen one rant and ramble from heavy weight Abby Lee Miller. This women is a train wreck, and you know me, I love train wrecks..

Am I the only person who sees this? However, saying that Abby Lee Miller looks like Cartman is a insult to Cartman's good looks... in my opinion.

Dance Moms is an American reality television series that debuted on Lifetime on July 13, 2011. Created by Collins Avenue Productions, it is set in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania at the Abby Lee Dance Company, and follows children's early careers in dance show business and their mothers. Dance Moms was renewed for a second season, which began airing January 10, 2012. A spin off series set in Miami at Victor Smalley's Stars Dance Studio will premiere on April 3, 2012.

Rosie O' Donnell, very nice, very nice..

1 comment:

That_Mendelsohn_Maven said...

Dance Moms is like one of those old Godzilla movies except in this version the fire-breathing beast is played by Abby, and the terrified villagers running for their lives by the girls and their moms. And I use the term "moms" very loosely 'cause what kind of mother would subject her child to the monster that is Abby Lee Miller.