The Ladies of Justin Timberlake: A History of Questionable Dating Choices

When I walk on by, girls be lookin' like, "Damn, he fly." 

At this point, Justin Timberlake is certifiably B.A. This much we know. The guy has parlayed his breezy charm and multiple talents into a career that's been going strong for about two decades now. He's won six Grammys and four Emmys, sold more than 66 million albums worldwide (with an assist from his old N*Sync comrades), and has a total 10-year box office haul of $812 million from his film appearances. Just for reference, "serious actress" Kate Bosworth has a 10-year total of $483 million.
Justin also helms his own record label, runs a successful clothing line, and owns two restaurants. He's shown a knack for bouncing back from potentially career-ending scandals (remember that little Super Bowl incident with Janet Jackson?). Recently, music legend Elton John personally suggested that JT be the one to play him in an upcoming biopic. Oh yeah, Justin also made this happen ... 

Justin Timberlake is patriotic, awesome

Everybody and their mom is lining up to talk about how cool Justin Timberlake is because he made good on his promise to escort Cpl. Kelsey De Santis to the Marine Corps Ball in Richmond, Virginia. We realize we're a little tardy to the party, but that doesn't mean that we at Somebody Thinks You're Fat ... don't believe that Justin deserves the big accolades he's getting. Quite the opposite. We think he deserves MORE!