NEWS FLASH: Blake Lively IS Florence Welch!

"Quick! Somebody bring me my Florence Welch costume!"

I would imagine for a woman like Blake Lively, the world is simply not enough. As I previously mentioned, Leonardo DiCaprio just won't do. She has to have Ryan Reynolds, too. One pair of Louboutins will not suffice. She'll settle for no fewer than 40. (That's right. 40.) Forget having a closet full of Chanel ... she has to be the face of the entire effing brand or she just can't sleep at night!

Blake Lively thinks geriatric hookers are cool

I am not a fan of Blake Lively.