I am not a fan of Blake Lively.
But, let's forget the green-eyed monster for a moment. The other 40 percent of my hatred comes from the fact that she knows all the facts, and she knows 'em HARD.
That's why it makes me smile to see her step out in a coat that's half sexy red leather/half grandma's muumuu. Julia Roberts could sport this as Vivian Ward in Pretty Woman, if the movie were to be made in 15 years (when Julia will be almost 60 years old). She gives the outfit some extra slut spice with what appear to be snake-print stilettos ... the thing I, admittedly, always add when I think my outfits could use some slut spice.
And that's not her only leather-based fashion misstep, complete with a side of animal-print heels. Behold, Exhibit B:
Blake thinks leather is less trampy when it's cut "Duchess Kate"-style.
I guess it's just comforting to know that if I get too frustrated with Blake's perfection, I can always wait for another sartorial misadventure in leather. Or, I can look at a picture of Blake that was taken before the ol' nose job. Yeah, Blake. We all noticed. We noticed HARD.
Did you see the girl on that nose?
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