Friday, November 11, 2011

Adam Levine Seems Like Less of a Tool These Days


Maroon 5 hit the big time when I was in college, and like every other girl on campus, I owned "Songs About Jane" and thought Adam Levine was totally dreamy.

And then, gradually, I started to get the feeling that he was a tool. It seemed like the dude was incapable of giving an interview without mentioning two important things about himself: 1. He has more than a passing interest in sex. 2. He is more than capable of getting all kinds of laid.

Basically, he was saying things only a tool would say.

And then, there was that pesky rumor that he was one of three in the mostly Jackass-laden toolbox that crushed Jessica Simpson's marriage to Nick Lachey. Adam even reportedly felt the need to tell poor Nick that he didn't bang Jessica while she was Mrs. Lachey. Of course, he didn't say that he didn't bang her ... just not during that time period.

Basically, he was doing something only a tool would do (I'll leave it to you to decide whether I'm talking about confronting Nick or doing the no-pants-dance with Jessica).


Don't worry, folks. It's not Adam's baby. Actually, Jessica wasn't pregnant when this particular picture was taken, but whatever.


Adam continued on the tool train for quite some time, but now that he's with Victoria's Secret model Anne V, something's different. He's looking better than ever, he appears to have a sense of humor, and he's behaving himself almost to point of being charming. The Axl Rose/Stephanie Seymour costumes that Adam and Anne wore on Halloween were endearing, but they shot to off-the-charts adorable at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

A mush moment that doesn't make me want to vomit on myself ... amazing


Unfortunately for Orlando Bloom, this pushed his one-man standing ovation for wife Miranda Kerr to second place in the "Sweet Moves By Famous Guy" category at this particular venue. Bloom loses points because an impromptu poll of the residents of my home found that 50 percent of respondents think it's somewhat weird for a guy to applaud his wife for strutting around half-naked in overpriced lingerie.

Source: Rolling Stone


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

love the video! adam n' anne v are way cUtE!!! <3

Jan said...

I still think he looked like a douche in the Move Like Jager, video..

Meredith said...

I'm not sure how he can fix the fact that his face is stuck in a perpetual state of smug. Let's see what Anne can do for us.

Anonymous said...

Adam is soo hot!!! Love Maroon 5!! By far my fav judge on The Voice! He also seems like a cool dude to hang with, well if he's not talking about his sexual conquests! :)