The Olympics would be better without Hope Solo ... and her asshat comments

Recently, a poll stated that approximately 42 percent of Americans "couldn't care less about the Olympics." This stat is sorely disappointing to me, because I sure do love me some Olympics. It's the one magical time every four years when I sit down in front of the television to watch sports for five hours at a time. Seriously, I LOVE watching the Olympics, and of course, Team U.S.A. is where it's at. I'm even willing to overlook the general douchebaggery of LeBron James to root for him when he's representing the good ol' U.S. and A. And, we all know how Jan and I feel about LeBron James. 

LeBron James Took Heed of Our Advice

It's okay, LeBron. Sometimes, the truth hurts ... but it's all about what you do with the information.

LeBron James, world-class basketball player/world-class douchebag, featured prominently in our special holiday feature, "The 12 Hates of Christmas" ... in  fact, despite not being named No. 1, he went straight to No. 1 anyway by netting more traffic than any of our other villains. It just goes to show that, without a doubt, he belonged on our role call for the dispensing of vitriol. 

The 12 Hates of Christmas: No. 6, LeBron James

Lebron thinks he's too sexy for this shirt ... that's why he traded it for one that says "Miami Heat" ... what a douche.

Even if you don't follow professional basketball, you've probably heard about LeBron James. You might have heard someone talking about how talented he is, but in recent years, you've more likely heard of him in the context of someone you know going on an unprovoked, profanity-laced rant about how much they absolutely despise him. Guess what? That person you know isn't crazy. They are 100 percent justified in any hateful rant that is spouted about this douchebag. This guy is an arrogant, self-serving tard who just keeps screwing people over. To quote awesome Web site Deadspin, "Not only is it okay to hate LeBron, but it is a f%cking character flaw on your part if you do not." So ...