There are many reasons to hate Gwyneth Paltrow. Most of these reasons are based on the pig -filth that comes out of her own mouth ...
The shocking truth Gwyneth? You are a smug, self-righteous, arrogant, conceited, bitch ... who has a completely warped view of the world and the people in it. These are very harsh statements from someone who has never even met the woman. However, Gwyneth, your words speak for themselves.
Moving along ... Gwyneth shared with September's Elle Decor the 12 things she cannot live without. Among them:
1. De Gournay Hand-Painted Wallpaper
2. Seasonal Flowers
3. Darren Almond’s Photography
4. Charles Edwards Star Lanterns
5. Antonio Lupi Baia Tub
6. Juxtaposed: Religion Shelf
7. Clothbound Penguin Classics
8. YUBZ Retro Handset
This is the tacky @ss, De Gournay Hand-Painted Wallpaper that she cannot live without ...
You get where I am going, correct? At first, I gave Gwyneth the benefit of the doubt. It is a decor article, so maybe she was just trying to stick to the subject. However ,after viewing Martha Stewart's list of 12 it made me change my mind (her list is down-to-earth). These are the things Gwyneth Paltrow truly believes she cannot live without. The fact that she feels she needs these things to live shows how disconnected she is from the real world.
Keeping your foot in your mouth would be a step in the right direction Gwyneth!
"We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature---all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, 'Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you're wearing?' and I thought, I can't stay here. I have to get back to Europe."-Gwyneth
God forbid Americans do not have designer stores in all of their malls. Not everyone can walk around wearing designer clothing everyday. Even in Europe, few people wear designer clothing outside the larger cities (shows how in touch with culture she is). It seems to me that this girl was trying to pay Gwyneth a compliment, only to get suffocated in a cloud of smugness. Keep in mind, just two to three breaths of toxic smug will cause you to go unconscious. Toxic smug affects your ability to breathe, a sensation similar to drowning. That poor girl ...
"I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."- Gwyneth
The bad side of American psychology? What the f$ck is that supposed to mean? Do I really have to explain why people hate you Gwyneth? Obviously, I do when you think it is because of your work ethic! You just insulted an entire country!
Gwyneth Paltrow makes hating her so easy! It's almost like she wants to make a career out of getting people to hate her. I don't even have to mention the horrible singing, cookbook, and husband. She is doing a very good job making herself the most unlikable person on earth. She's really digging into it with that good ol' work ethic that everyone is so envious of.
Lesson: Never attend a party in which Gwyneth Paltrow will be attending. It's for your own good ...