Sunday, December 11, 2011

Are You Serious? The Travel Channel's "Ghost Adventures"

Saturday night television has really hit an all time low. I know I'm suppossed to be out, like a normal person, on a lovely Saturday night such as tonight. But lately, I've come to the conclusion that maybe im just too demanding. Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold. Maybe you're just like my mother, she's never satisfied.

Moving on to the topic at hand, I have been watching a horrible "ghost hunting" show on the Travel Channel. The name of said show is Ghost Adventures. As if the name isn't bad enough, the characters on the show are truly terrible at their jobs. I question if any of them have even graduated High School. They swear and scream and sometimes, I don't even think they know what they are talking about.

The Cast:

"Ghost Adventures" premiered on Friday, October 17. The show's host is Zak Bagans. He works with his team, Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin. Zak Bagans walks around these "haunted buildings," sounding like a drunk adult lesson. They all appear to be on steroids and probably spend their free time binge drinking at the nearest frat house when they are not trying to learn the script for their next sh*tty "ghost hunt.", even went as far as calling it, "the Jersey shore of ghost hunting." I must agree with that statement!

"I bet you're saying to yourself, "Wow, what a tough guy this guy is. I scratched the hell out of him, and he's still coming for more." Well, damn right, I'm coming for more! I want to talk to the piece of sh*t who scratched me on my back. Come and do it again! Why did you do it on my back? Do it on my face! ... Scratch Aaron's forehead! Why is it me? Because I'm the one talking all the sh*t."- Zak Bagans During an episode of Ghost Adventures

Another "scratching" incident caught on film. If these idiots are to be believed, all ghosts like to fight like 14-year-old girls. 

However, tonight I saw my favorite episode thus far. In this episode Zak Bagans points a gun at his own face and tells the "ghost," "Pull the trigger if you're here!" Unfortunately for viewers, and all of mankind, Zac does not get shot in the face. :( But you know, I guess this is just what it sounds like when the doves cry ...

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Meredith said...

Oh, my sweet lord. I laughed so hard when I read this ... laughed even harder at the clips I watched after I read this. These guys are SO stupid!

Anonymous said...

Love the Prince lyrics

Jan said...

Thank you! I was feeling creative!