Monday, December 19, 2011

The 12 Hates of Christmas: No. 5, Tim Tebow

Most people who know me know that I do not follow sports. However, one cannot avoid the non-stop publicity following Tim Tebow. I consider this man to be the most annoying and self-righteous person on Earth.

Do you really have to ask why you are single?



Everybody thinks Tim Tebow is the world's "Most Perfect Christian." He may have abstained from jerking off his whole adult life and goes to church 5 days a week, but I have seen a LOT of home-schooled supposed "Christians" who turn into a HUGE waste of oxygen (drug addicts/felons). So, you'll excuse me if I choose to believe that Tebow secretly watches hentai alien octopus porn when no one is looking. -deadspin.com/

Tim knows that people have been hurt, offended and even killed in the name of religion. He doesn't care!! This is why Tim Tebow is both the most-hated and most-loved athlete. Hey Tim, religion is met to be practiced privately and not shoved down America's throats.



We hear people say they don’t have a problem with gays as long as they’re not flaunting it. Well, guess what: I’m OK with Tim Tebow as long as he’s not flaunting his religion. He seems to have a very hard time keeping his religious beliefs to himself. Luckily for me, after doing some research, it seems that all of the success Tim Tebow has had has not been due to his "god-like talent," but by how sh!tty the other teams have been playing. So Lord willing, I wont have to hear about him for very long..-coedmagazine.com

Special Note: Our on-deck Sports analyst at Somebody Thinks You're Fat ... also has this to contribute to the hate parade ...

"This year in football, something truly phenomenal happened. A team went 364 days without sustaining a loss. That team is the Green Pay Packers, led by the unequivocally awesome Aaron Rodgers (who is definitely the front-runner for NFL MVP this year). However, in spite of this amazing feat, what have most people heard more about? This, or Tim f@cking Tebow? Yeah, that's right. We get "Tebowned" every day.

Tebow is SO overrated! He is not even close to being the best quarterback in the league, much less worthy of press over Aaron Rodgers. This season, his passing percentage is standing at 48.6 percent (which is really sh!tty, by the way). He started nine games this season, posting a decent record of 7-2, but he has recorded five fumbles and has logged a meager 11 touchdowns. What has been generally overlooked during Tim Tebow's duration as starting QB is that the Denver Broncos defense has really upped their game. Also, the Broncos's schedule has been much weaker than people care to admit (As noted by the snippet from coedmagazine.com).

That's why Tom Brady was able to make him his bitch during last night's game."

As if we needed more reasons to despise this holy rolling poseur ... 




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12 comments:

Meredith said...

Also, Tim Tebow is a BAD influence on the youth of America. What about all those students who got suspended from school for copying his pose? Ha!

Anonymous said...

Wait, What? Tim Tebow is on your most hated! I don't like when people shove their religious beliefs down our throats either, but he is a good guy. I don't think he is the best quarter, but the guy deserves some credit. This is his first starting year. The Broncos obviously like him as the leader of the team, as shown by their record when he became quarterback. Plus, it's not his fault that the kids got suspended from school. There are way worse celebrities out there!! Hello, Snookie and The Situation!!!!

Anonymous said...

Octopus porn?!?! LOL!!!

Meredith said...

We figured that Tebow might be a controversial choice, but we welcome all opinions ... unless they are lewd comments from spammers. We don't like those. Ha! :)

Jan said...

I respect Snookie and the gang.. they might be annoying and over-paid but they continue to do it..knowing that a majority of people hate them..its funny.. good times...

Anonymous said...

I think religion can be practiced anywhere. If Tebow does it in public, so what? This is the USA, right?

Anonymous said...

He's a football player, not a preacher. The religion thing is annoying as all hell, but I'd rather talk about how his passing blows.

Jayde said...

@Anonymous #3, Of course this is the USA and Tebow can do what he wants. But because this is the USA, people can publicly disagree with him, too. That's what freedom of speech/religion is all about.

Jan said...

freedom costs a buck o' five...

Anonymous said...

Nobody said that someone can't disagree with him.
DUH!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE TEBOW!!!!

Jan said...

Nobody said that I can't choose to hate him.. DUH!