Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The 12 Hates of Christmas: No. 11, Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl looking hardcore..

Katherine Heigl is an American actress best known for her role in the horrific show Grey's Anatomy. She has also starred in films such as Knocked Up, Zyzzyx Road, 27 Dresses, The Ugly Truth, Killers, and Life As We Know It. All of said films were pretty bad. The one exception being Knocked Up. This is what Katherine Heigl had to say about her one decent film.:

In a 2007 Vanity Fair article, Heigl said that Knocked Up, "paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys. It exaggerated the characters, and I had a hard time with it ... Why is this how you're portraying women?"

Katherine Heigl in Bride of Chucky, another horrible movie..

I have come to the conclusion that Katherine Heigl is such a horrible actress, that her character, in Knocked Up, came across as being funny, instead of what she was trying to portray, "a humorless, uptight, shrew (A mouse?)."  I did not think her character or the other female characters in the movie were humorless. However, this is assuming she even read the script before signing on.

Speaking of bitching and complaining, remember the way she bitched about Grey's Anatomy? She said the writing was "sub-par," and even withdrew her name from the Emmy nominees because she was not "given the material to warrant a nomination." Who does something like this and remains employed? This brings me to the point at hand ...

Reasons we hate Katherine Heigl:

1.) Katherine is a horrible actress.
2.) She is stupid.
3.) She smokes to keep her weight down (everyone knows there is a time and place for smoking, and it's called your early 20s!).
4.) I read she earns $6 million per horrible movie that she shoves down America's throats.
5.) She is ungrateful.
6.) Katherine is enormously fat and disgusting..

To make up for having to read about such a boring and annoying person, I have included this photo:
  A Bad @SS Squidoo playing a bagpipe.... enjoy..

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Meredith said...

I loved the part in "Friends With Benefits" when Mila Kunis cursed Katherine Heigl and her movies. :)

Anonymous said...

Totally! This chick does nothing but bite the hand that feeds her.

Jan said...

She really does.. the next time i'm working and they try to give me an award, im going to refuse it and see what happens...Then, before they fire me, im going to tell them I was joking and was simply pulling a "Katherine Heigl."