Another Reason to Hate Your Neighbor ...

While driving home from the airport this weekend, I stumbled upon this amazing sight:

WTF?

YES, my friends, that is an alien spacecraft on top of someone's roof. I originally saw only the one spacecraft while driving past the house. I did not take a photo, but I really wished I had. Later, after speaking with Meredith about my "Close Encounter of the 3rd Kind," she suggested that I write a blog post about my experience.

An Open Plea to the Public: Enough With the Brad/Jen Crap, Please!

Perhaps you've heard that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston used to be married. You may have also heard that Brad fell in love with Angelina Jolie while the two were filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith in 2004-05. Subsequently, he divorced Jennifer and quietly took up with Angelina, with whom he started a large family as the result of multiple adoptions and three biological children. Oh gosh, did you hear?

Yeah, of course you did. None of the tabloids have been able to shut up about it for the past six years. That's right. SIX years.

Jessica Simpson is Healthy and Looks Great! I Respectfully Disagree.

Wow..
According to tabloids, Jessica Simpson's doctor is very concerned with her health. Jessica is convinced that since she is pregnant, she can eat an unlimited amount of all her favorite snacks and treats. Read more on Jessica's new eating habits.

Happy Thanksgiving! From, Somebody Thinks You're Fat, and Everybody Hates You!

What are YOU thankful for?

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Carson Kressley ... Oh, Hell Yes!

Earlier in the month, I admitted my addiction to Dancing With the Stars in the tone of one who realizes that they have a serious problem and need help. Luckily for me (and you), the show is done for the season, which means that you won't have to see any more DWTS-themed posts ... at least until the Spring.

I have a girl crush on Mila Kunis. A big one.

When perusing Jan's fantastic analysis of The Kutch and his ongoing battle with douchebaggery, the photo of him with his That 70s Show co-star Mila Kunis reminded me of something: I friggin' LOVE Mila Kunis.

Christina Aguilera, please fire your stylist.

Christina Aguilera appeared on the American Music Awards over the weekend looking like this abomination:




"I've got a secret for you!"
The dress, the hair, the make-up, seriously?

When did Ashton Kutcher become a Douchebag!?!?

Ashton Kutcher: The New Face Of Douche.


Let's begin, shall we?

Ashton Kutcher began his career participating in a IMTA (Modeling) competition. He placed second, losing to Josh Duhamel. However, his good looks did not go unnoticed, and NEXT modeling agency of New York quickly snatched up, and signed up, his apricot as$!

We've picked a new husband for Demi Moore!

Here at Somebody Thinks You're Fat ... we were SHOCKED about the Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher divorce, and by that we mean that we're extremely surprised that it didn't happen three years ago. Ashton "The Kutch" Kutcher has been sliding down the slippery slope of douchebaggery for quite some time now, and we all knew it was inevitable that he would eff this up. (For more on Ashton's doucheitude, see Jan's follow-up to this piece, an in-depth analysis titled "When did Ashton Kutcher become a douchebag?")

Do you think Ashton wore this ridiculous hat when he admitted to banging lots of random whores? I know I'd be more inclined to believe that it wasn't possible. Not in that chapeau.

Robert Pattinson: Oral Cesarean? !Spoiler Alert!

With the opening of Breaking Dawn, I figured I would do a post dedicated to the Twilight Saga.






Two years ago, I read all the books in the Twilight series. Yep, every damn one of them. You might be interested to know that the brain power required to read these books is equal or less then the brain power required to watch a Tyler Perry movie. It's science.