Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Proof the Mayan Calendar is Wrong: The World is NOT ending on December 23, 2012

Marty McFly [Back to the Future II] Hoverboard

The world is not ending in 2012 because
Marty McFly visited the year 2015 in "Back to The Future II."

This is a common school of thought amongst children of the '80s. As a child of the '80s, I NEVER question Marty McFly. In fact, over 2,291 people agree, according to this Facebook group. Similar to the Mayan Calendar, Back to The Future has been correct in many of its predictions.

Back to The Future predicted:

1. Watching more then one channel at a time.
2. A baseball team in Miami.
3. Video games without hands.
4. The plastic surgery explosion.
5. The ability to video conference.

Another correct prediction from "Back to The Future II," Not that everyone can afford the $146,000 price tag.

As far as I am concerned, the Mayan Calendar is just about as accurate as Back to The Future II. That being said, continue to plan next year's Christmas celebrations.

I also cannot mention Marty McFly without mentioning his very essence: The talented, inspiring, and patriotic Michael J. Fox. Always appreciative of fans and service members, Michael J. Fox proves himself to be much more than the typical actor. He has inspired thousands of people through his movies and books. This makes me question why Eminem was not number 1 on our 12 Hates of Christmas Posts. In case you did not know, Eminem enjoys making fun of Michael J. Fox's struggle with Parkinson's Disease. Seriously Eminem, are you really that low?

A view of the Scum of The Earth


Meredith said...

People who are all about the Mayan prediction are DUMB! The Mayans also thought that cutting people's hearts out before kicking them down 200 temple steps was an appropriate way to demonstrate piety. I don't see people getting up on that belief.

Anonymous said...

Yah, what was UP with Eminem making fun of Michael J. Fox? that was MESSED UP!!

Jan said...

Eminem is a POS. He must of had writers block. Or for him "sh:t coming out of my mouth" block.

Anonymous said...

LOL.. so true. I love Back to the Future!